You are advised to watch what you eat (meat) at parties as some ritualistic celebrants now serve seasoned human flesh at parties and ceremonies. Rumors in Lagos, they say are usually 90% reality. Here is one dirty fiction-type story with some elements of truth in it.

A couple of party planners approached a set of cooks for their services, a day before the party they went to pick up the cooks with a bus to the venue (along Badagry-Expressway). On getting to a bushy path-way, the celebrant then told the cooks that where they were going to is a wealthy man’s place and they needed to be blind-folded (reason being that they didn’t want outsiders to come and meet the wealthy owner of the property and start begging him for money, so the venue had to be secretive). When they eventually got to the place, they were shown the peppers, tomatoes, seasonings and the likes. The cook then asked for the cow, they were then told the meat was at the other side. The traumatic shock that engulfed the cooks had no bounds, alas before them were 18 young girls (all blind-folded, waiting to be butchered), the celebrant then brought out his gun and ordered the butcher amongst the cooks to start cutting the girls to pieces, which they reluctantly did, there after cooking the girls using them for various soup. The celebrants then told the cooks in order to be sure the meals were not tainted that they must taste it, this they also had to do with a gun pointing at them. A bevy of jubilant crowd eventually stormed the party, requesting for plates after plates of various meals, stashing fried meat into their (African) bags (unknown to the crowd, the meat they were munching had been doused with ritual incarnations which was intended to tap into any good in them).

The cooks were eventually paid but before they left, they were taken to a shrine to swear an oath that no one will hear about what had just happened, doing this will only end their lives. Four of the cooks are already dead having told the police and their families. The only person that is still alive was in coma for several days, having told her pastors and was only revived last week, hence, the need for the testimony this past Sunday.

I think I’ll just eat nothing at parties then. Serve me nothing, no free lunch anyway.

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